Ricky Gervais – Nursery Rhymes


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25 Responses to “Ricky Gervais – Nursery Rhymes”

  1. JeniferSheppard says:

    @ingofreak …. well that wasn’t my intention. I just wrote it ’cause I learned it that day on the history channel. Thought it was interesting.

  2. JeniferSheppard says:

    @urqie1 oh seriously eff off! I wrote it just as info. It has almost nothing to do with his joke and it certainly doesn’t make it less funny!

  3. JeniferSheppard says:

    @ingofreak Good, that was my intention.

  4. JeniferSheppard says:

    @JeniferSheppard and this comment was a random tidbit of information I wrote when I was stoned. Doesn’t ruin the joke, doesn’t make Ricky any less hilarious.. it’s just a random thing I learned once so I thought I’d share… geesh!

  5. bobbins05 says:

    @JeniferSheppard I think the point hes making is what 4 year old knows or needs to know that :P

  6. urqie1 says:

    @JeniferSheppard Mate You Killed The Whole Point Of His Joke!

  7. ingofreak says:

    @JeniferSheppard you ruined the joke for me

  8. Thechalfonts says:

    Genius!

  9. brynjones11 says:

    oi kids. dont fuck around with sluts or you’ll get your head caved in

  10. iLLEeTurBaBys says:

    u my friend r a buzz kill….

  11. copiagueeagle says:

    Lmao at the suicidal egg. “don’t make it worse… He probably jumped off the wall”

  12. ih8palis says:

    ricky gervais is a genius.

  13. JodiBakerIsJellyBaby says:

    it doesn’t actually say humpty dumpty was an egg anywhere in the rhyme..

  14. Hyro says:

    @phleugh The whole nursery rhyme is a riddle. The answer is that Humpty is an egg.

  15. V2Blast says:

    @JeniferSheppard And I’ve learned something new today. Thanks :)

  16. phleugh says:

    did you know that in humpty dumpty, they NEVER actually mention an egg…?

  17. quickestpedi says:

    Love the Ricky Gervais show. Pilkington is ahoot, just saw it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com

  18. applebananatrees says:

    haha where r all the kings horses n men?…eh sent them to mend the egg

  19. sundoeco says:

    awesome! hmmmm him or jimmy carr as a better comedian??? i cant decide.

  20. rand0mwurds says:

    don’t send horses to do medical procedures

  21. elalalalana says:

    Haha, I thought Jack lost his hat for the longest time too!

  22. Dickking666 says:

    The Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme is actually a riddle, so no wonder it’s not mentioned. But still hilarious.

  23. PNHL says:

    AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA love him!

  24. fadfskfsk says:

    @killercrabman I’d give Ricky my respects. For the egg! Cheers.

  25. MissFlower1985 says:

    haha classic! He is probably one of the funniest comedians ever!

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